first of all how dare you

(jax)on; male; old; texasstuck cross-genre sociopath

cronus: aamporas
sollux: norikotakayas
eridan: aquariantides

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ladybrot:

Without the text :9
Besed on http://ladybrot.deviantart.com/art/Captors-371200978
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 #omfg

llamadonna:

vvaddles:

what if professor utonium actually added chemical XD

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(Source: brownbitch719)

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lovejustalittlebitharder:

friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good

(Source: starlightshimmerseverywhere)

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recreantly:

italiyeah:

tonyswirl:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th

i laughed at 3th more than anything else, mainly cause i wouldnt have noticed it if they didnt point it out
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missharleenfquinzel:

Bed Partners by chiipi
♦Batman Blog♦
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crapuccinos:

i am like a hexagon

all my hecks r gone

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homestuckshippingnames:

submitted by zaphendrah-knightly
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technicmonster:

bby, listn, plez

technicmonster:

bby, listn, plez

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I swear no matter how much I scrub right now I’m still covered in sunscreen and sweat. Ew.

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thealoofnightowl:

fromseveralroomsaway:

leannewoodfull:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

Looks like he’s saying ‘i want food/to eat’ he does the downward gesture with flat hand palm down which means want..to me anyhow.

thealoofnightowl:

fromseveralroomsaway:

leannewoodfull:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). 
Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

Looks like he’s saying ‘i want food/to eat’ he does the downward gesture with flat hand palm down which means want..to me anyhow.

(Source: needsmoarcat)

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basketc8se:

tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why

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silversteampunk:

Mindfang and Duelscar as a semi-cranky married couple. ;D
(Man, it’s been awhile since I’ve been able to upload any art!)

silversteampunk:

Mindfang and Duelscar as a semi-cranky married couple. ;D

(Man, it’s been awhile since I’ve been able to upload any art!)

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drsonic1:

greatjaggi:

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"Ah~ You must be the new security guard. I’m Foxy, you can come visit me in the pirate’s den if you ever get lonely~"

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"I heard somebody needed me?"

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deathlysparrow:

I called him an idiot.”

No, but what killed me is that he made those freaking glowy fireflies.

They’re hurling towards their death and they’re all aware of that. Drax is lying there unconscious, Rocket is barely conscious, Gamora and Quill are both exhausted, beaten pulps and Groot knows he’s committing, well, at least temporary suicide by doing this.

What I’m trying to say is that this is a high pressure situation.
And Groot’s primary thought it not only to save his friends, but to comfort them. He didn’t have to do the lights, quite frankly if it were me, I wouldn’t even remember to do the lights, my only objective would be to make the protection as, well … protective as it gets, I wouldn’t even have the mental capacity to think “They must be afraid, I need to try to make it less scary.”

"Yes, we’re going to die, but I did this earlier and you all liked them, you stopped in the middle of a mission to admire them and they seemed to calm you down, so here, let us all calm down."

Tears ensued. 

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